via TNR we have an a pretty awesome press release:
Oh right, like I'm supposed to trust the CEO of the flesh eating robot company. I bet that's just what the machines told him to say.
RTI’s patent pending robotic system will be able to find, ingest and extract energy from biomass in the environment. Despite the far-reaching reports that this includes “human bodies,” the public can be assured that the engine Cyclone has developed to power the EATR runs on fuel no scarier than twigs, grass clippings and wood chips – small, plant-based items for which RTI’s robotic technology is designed to forage. Desecration of the dead is a war crime under Article 15 of the Geneva Conventions, and is certainly not something sanctioned by DARPA, Cyclone or RTI.
“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone’s CEO.
Oh right, like I'm supposed to trust the CEO of the flesh eating robot company. I bet that's just what the machines told him to say.
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