Friday, May 8, 2009

In Defense of Tenure

Would you want to live in a world where Cornell law professors couldn't spend 36 straight hours obsessing about what condiment the President puts on his hamburger? His follow up is an instant classic of the paranoid style.
What gives here? Why the out-sized reaction? If this is a non-story, why is the left obsessed with it?

I don't know about you, but I'm certainly cowering in fear. What ever will we of the "nutroots" do if the American people discover Obama's passion for spicy mustard!? What other heretical condiment loves are the D.C. press corps hiding from Real Americans?