Friday, January 9, 2009

2009 Best BC Joke of the Year Award goes to...

Bill Simmons!
The Todd Marinovich Award for "Worst performance by a rookie QB"
Put it this way, Matty Ice: When the Cards are jumping the snap for four quarters, then one of them goes on a radio show saying they jumped every snap count because you called every play on "one," then you probably should enroll in a "How to vary your snap counts" class at Steve DeBerg College this summer. Although I love the potential of a Boston College product not being able to count to two.
It's a little early yet, but I think he's got it locked up since the only other times I hear BC jokes are from my friends... and they're not that funny. ;) Probably a little too obscure of a reference to use at hockey games, no?