Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Wait, is God an elected official?


Also, McCain can apparently launch fighter planes OUT OF HIS HEAD. If that doesn't qualify you for President I don't know what does.

An example of McCain's wisdom would probably not be the assertion that 2006 actually happened after 2007. However, with his demonstrated ability to create mind planes, it can't be ruled out that he can bend the space-time continuum.